November 07, 2006

Faith in my Faggotry

I know I'll never be gayer than Neil Patrick Harris. I am a broken husk of the cracked shell of the lisping Louise I used to be. What's even worse, I had such a crush on him when I was a kid.

I can only work harder at my gaiety. Sage advice. Lesson one: Bitchery and Divattude.

Case study Divattude: Faith Hill at the Country Music Awards. Upon hearing she's lost to an American Idol, check out the split second change in demeanor from Fake Gratitude to ABSOLUTE SCREAMING BITCHERY.

Wow. So instructive and destructive.


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FiL said...

Oh, that is priceless! The Divine Mizz Hill - setting the bar higher for divas everywhere...

Scott said...

>>I know I'll never be gayer than neil patrick harris<<<<

Oh, sweetie. Of *course* you will.