June 08, 2005

Crass Clown

Maybe it was the constant "yo momma" jokes or performing "Walk the Dinosaur" in the 7th grade talent show. Perhaps it was my cheeky drawings of body parts in the midst of various reproductive/excretory functions. Maybe it was my ongoing harassment of Eli, the epiphany of the class dork. Somewhere back in the day I cemented my status as a class clown, and that status has followed me to this personality test forwarded by my brother. Personality tests never seem to amaze me, like say a weirdly exact horoscope does. If you answer A, then how can you possibly be surprised when the key says you answered A? Let's see...check box if you enjoy beating people up. Ahhh...I see you enjoy beating people up!
*Punch!* "Yes, I love it." And this Personality Test is one I encourage. Here are my percentage scores and what this test says about me. Wow! I'm a real jerk! Awesome!
Class Clown: You are 14% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 71%Arrogant. You are the Class Clown. This means you walk down the center of the classroom with books on your head, while the teacher stares on in... Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spit balls, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! To put it less negatively: 1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Robot. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute. Good company indeed!

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