"The Amber Alert describes the woman being sought as white, between 30 and 40 years old, about 5 feet, 8 inches tall and weighing around 200 pounds. Her dark or black hair was pulled under a baseball cap with a worn bill, authorities said. She was wearing a gray or brown T-shirt and blue jean shorts. She appeared to have a female mustache."
And sure enough:
THEY DREW HER A MUSTACHE!
I love it! Absolutely brilliant! I think that's hilarious.
Aaaaand that's all I have today folks. Thanks for coming. Try the meatloaf.