By Zeus!Where am I gonna find "purity" let alone a "virgin" in THIS town?!?!We live in Sodom for Christ's sake.How about some gum or some tic tacs?I can do that.Orange flavored tic tacs. Mmmmmmm.
I wish I could go. But alas, you Gayest Neil stole my purity from me in the bathroom at some random party. I still feel cheap and used.sigh.
oh honey get in line! The number of times Bryce has heard that one...
Can next week's theme be leather & lace??? Please?!
sounds like you guys had fun -- wish i could've gone, but i was busy coughing up a lung :( next time!
Missed another one!And I'd just scrubbed the recent stains of degradation out of my wash and wear purity.Damnit.
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