August 11, 2006

You're Invited Today!

6 comments:

Mike P. said...

By Zeus!
Where am I gonna find "purity" let alone a "virgin" in THIS town?!?!

We live in Sodom for Christ's sake.

How about some gum or some tic tacs?

I can do that.
Orange flavored tic tacs.
Mmmmmmm.

Ryan Charisma said...

I wish I could go. But alas, you Gayest Neil stole my purity from me in the bathroom at some random party.

I still feel cheap and used.

sigh.

Gayest Neil said...

oh honey get in line! The number of times Bryce has heard that one...

Paul said...

Can next week's theme be leather & lace??? Please?!

Scott said...

sounds like you guys had fun -- wish i could've gone, but i was busy coughing up a lung :( next time!

circleinasquare said...

Missed another one!
And I'd just scrubbed the recent
stains of degradation
out of my wash and wear purity.

Damnit.