Friends, I've written about women getting run over the past few days. And lo, a deaf Texas beauty queen gets run down by a train while text messaging her family.
Granted, she was run over a few days ago, but still… crisis of character here my darlings! Do I parody this horrible situation? Dare I wonder if there exists a gesture for "Girlfriend get the fuck off the traintracks. There's a train a-comin'!"
Why was she walking on traintracks? That's something hobos do, not Texas beauty queens, especiialy not DEAF Texas beauty queens. Nor, I'd imagine, deaf hobos. Man I feel sorry for her family.