No assignment was beneath this aging reporter's dignity. And the smug desk reporters took passive glee as they quietly mocked her wacky antics. "Oh Penny!" Several of my rugby mates had the chance to do a morning segment with Ms. Crone.
"This is Penny Crone and I'm eating Philly Cheesesteaks!"
"This is Penny Crone and I'm learning to face paint!"
"This is Penny Crone and I'm masturbating racing horses!"
Actually they were teaching her how to play rugby and do her hair. My mates confirmed my suspicions: she is professional, very sweet and a little crazy. Oh Penny, myself (and the rest of New York) are going to miss your adventurous spirit and your nicotine scarred voice. (Now all we have is that stupid segment Mike's Mystery Monday UGH!) Here's hoping you find a home on a better network who recognizes true talent and limitless campy charm.
"This is Penny Crone and I'm having my hair done by gay ruggers!"
p.s. Fox 5, I am available for immediate hire. I have limitless campy charm and am an expert horse masturbator. tah-tah!